BMW thinks of everything
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...
How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll?
Q: How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll?A: you...
Caught by a local tribe
|A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief...
I can do better than this!
|What did God say after he created man?I can do better than this!
No Peer Pressure
|A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: “And what do you think is...
What\\\\\\\’s it called when…?
What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.
Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...
Odd One Out
Q: Which is the odd one out – a refrigerator, a washing machine, a...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
I’m just trying to be helpful
|A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this...