What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
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Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button?
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button???Cause blonde...
Guide to buy a man gifts!
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Trip to San Francisco
Why did the carload of lesbians get to San Francisco faster than the carload...
Why a man cannot eat like a bird?
Why can’t a man eat like a bird?Have you ever tried to pick up...
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
Tired gynocologist
What did the gynocologist say to his wife when he got home?I’m Bushed!