140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and...
The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!
This kid knows the answer!
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll...
Academy of Mudgeology
Academy of MudgeologySome selections from our catalog: Course number/Title/(Days/Time)MUS147 HOW TO HUM: LECTURE AND...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard III
Messy desk. Top management can get away with a cleandesk. For the rest of...
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal…
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal and brought her to the...
Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...
Fish jokes 06
|Why are gold fish orange?The water makes them rusty!Who held the baby octopus to...
The Christmas airport
|It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he...