Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...
Friends and Enemies
Ariel was in trouble again. Her sisters were complaining to King Neptune that she...
When it gets hot
A Dutchman, a German and a Belgian are planning to walk in the desert....
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Libertarians & Anarchists
What’s the difference between Anarchists and Libertarians??Libertarians are anarchists with money.Anarchists believe property is...
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill?
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill just approved by the FDA for...
Making Love to a Woman
MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful...
Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional
|Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional. “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned,” he...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
The Diet
The Diet BREAKFAST 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz glass skim...