Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? She can’t stand...
An advantage of being with an older woman
An advantage of being with an older womanIf you act immature enough and hang...
Defining these words
|For more than 30 years, New York magazine has run a contest in which...
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
Got something
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...
Much Improved
A husband was worried about the decline in the quality of his marriage so...
Dream flying planes
|Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and...
Shootin Craps
Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?He blew a hole in...
I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
Only once
“Miss Jones, we can’t employ you as a model,” the editor from themen’s magazine...