What’s the best thing about turning 65?
What’s the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive…
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving...
The Cowboy excuses
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Making Babies
Little Johnny is walking with his father in the park and they see two...
The Apple explosion
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Doctor’s Notes 3
One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told...
Wide Load
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Solving a problem
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Yet another blonde joke…
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up?Shine a torch in her ear!
New Year Resolutions for Pets
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