Dilbert\’s
Dilbert’s “Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as...
What is so great about being a dick?
What’s so great about being a dick ? 1) You’ve got a head with...
It’s a ladybug
A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed...
Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?
Q: Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?A: She was caught...
Beer, eh
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
An artist asked the gallery owner…
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his...
Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...