5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
This little Piggy!
A pig walks into a bar and orders a beer. After drinking it, he...
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together…
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When...
Why did God create man first?
Why did God create man first? So he wouldn’t have to be told how...
Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
Trick-or-treating is better than sex
THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10. Guaranteed to get at least...
Women Bashing (oh-oh)
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
Serious desease
A distraught patient phoned her doctor’s office. Was ittrue, the woman wanted to know,...
Letters To Landlord
Woo-hoo…check out these letters from tenants to landlords!”The toilet is blocked and we cannot...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!