Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
Cheerleaders
Whats the most embrassing thing for a cheerleader?When she does the splits and 8...
Improving fry cooking time
|In January 1994, ‘The Economist’ magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel...
Fourth Time Married
Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again. Joe: Yes, for the fourth...
Superbowl
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
For some light refreshment!
|Why did the mouse eat a candle?For some light refreshment!
So one sperm says to the other…
So one sperm says to the other “When do we get to the ovaries?”The...
Holiday Season Conduct…
Conduct During the Holiday Season…Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder at Kinko’s to...
That IS The Only Difference
What’s the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the...
Disorderly conduct
|Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct...