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Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
Psychiatrist Handyman
Question: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: Just one …...
Polak, Italian and Mafia
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
The Little Boy Who Was Stomping
One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees.When his...
The Blond and the Brunette.
There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.All of a sudden the...
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
Addicted To AOL
You Might Be Addicted to AOL if……..Tech Support calls “You” for help……Someone at work...