About last night
After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
Chimney Cricket!
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...
Men Exercise On the Beach
How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...
Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...
Two men and one woman
Long, but pretty good:On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of...
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
The sneeze
A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class...
A very desperate marriage
|A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose...
Bad news
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the...