How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
How can you tell when your girlfriend’s horny? You stick your hands in her...
Care to go upstairs?
A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.”Care to go...
Ugly Growth
I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was...
A present for the anniversary
A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her...
Valid identification
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yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
If IBM ran Christmas…
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Computers are male
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Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal
|Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Correct Male Responses
What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode...