Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
TV Rubbish
I absolutley hate sex on the television…..I keep falling off!
Unsanitary conditions
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Fancy Plate
This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Christmas downsizing
|Today’s global challenges require the North Pole to continue to look for better, more...
On Sale Now!
A man went into a store and began looking around. He saw a washer...
Success In Love
To my dear wife,During the past year, I have tried to make love to...
The cause of arthritis…
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!