Trouble at the local bar…
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the...
Aren’t You Sorry?
An old woman saved a Fairy’s life. To repay this, the Fairy promised to...
How to drown a blonde.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom...
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier…
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier went out to the...
Where would you put an injured insect?
|Where would you put an injured insect?In an antbulance!
No legs cold.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your...
A tall woman met a midget at a party…
A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three...
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
Banjo jokes
|Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only...
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary…
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing...