Blowing Bubbles
Is that your head or is your neck blowing a bubble?
Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates…
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates,...
Two buddies get together and decide to…
Two buddies get together and decide togo to a whorehouse, one of them tired...
By definition
A young Army 1st Lt. is in the bathroom (head) releaving himself at the...
Do you smoke after sex?
Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I’ve never looked
Stick your tongue out…
Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done!...
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3...
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...