Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...
Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...
What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
4 Blonde quickies…
How do you know a blonde’s been at your computer? The joystick’s wet.How else...
Standardized Guide to the Bases
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St. Peter
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...
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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told...
Without a Christmas bonus
|Ten signs you’re not getting a christmas bonus10. Co-workers refer to you as “the...