How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
Pulled over.
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer...
Iowa Crazy Law
It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics...
The Twelve Days of Windows 95
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To Keep A Man Interested
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The meaning of life
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Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
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