If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...
Light Bulb 5
How does a blonde change a lightbulb? She says, “Daddy, I want a new...
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place...
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
The requirements of this job
|Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you...
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
2 Docs on a Date.
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each...
Cat jokes 04
|Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?A: He felt funny!Q: What’s striped...
Motherinlaw’s Funeral
A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As...