What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain’s log.
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach…
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly awasp buzzes into...
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?She fell out of the...
Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
Bee jokes 01
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Enlightenment Quiz
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Let Me See
A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of30.He is persuaded...
Why did the condom fly across the road?
Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!