Titicons
Titicons (.)(.) tiny tits (o) (o) regular tits ( O )( O ) big...
A man comes to a doctor and…
A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering,finally manages to...
Equal positive integers
|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive...
A man was taking his wife…
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when...
Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Sid and Barney play golf
Sid and Barney head out for a quick round of golf. Since they are...
I’ll get you next slime!
|What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run...
A good student
It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the...
Wedding Gift
A female snake charmer was wooed by an undertaker and accepted his offer of...