A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office…
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office.”Do you want the bad news first...
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|A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse....
What’s that sound?
|A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of...
Get Sober!
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
Giving away a horse
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Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine...
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“We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob’s income.” his wife told...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...