Married/Single Man Envy Riddle
Why do a married man and his single male friend envy each other?Each one...
The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...
I had it all
A man complaining to a friend: “I had it all – money, a beautiful...
Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Pe…
Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Penis:10. Those who have it would be devastated...
Soldiers in Heaven
|Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?”"Of course they...
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls…
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls from a local...
How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future?A: He buys two...
Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...