I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
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Polak At Guillotine
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Pirate and Lost Body Parts
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Make me a better musician
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A horse walks into a bar…
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: “So, why the long face?”
Catfish vs. Lawyer
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Exerise For The Nonathletic
Calories can be burned by the hundreds by engaging in strenuous activities that do...
A teacher was working with a group of underprivileged children…
A teacher was working with a group of underprivileged children,trying to broaden their horizons...