Why is pubic hair curly?
Why is pubic hair curly?If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out.
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...
Judy arrived home from her date…
Judy arrived home from her date, tossed her coat over a chair, her handbag...
Barty and Dunny
|Barty and Dunny met in a pub and discussed the illness of a friend...
Musicians on a sinking ship
|A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the...
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam…
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam when suddenlyhe notices a...
The bored Swede
A swedish man was bored. He was bored with his work, bored with his...
Oboe jokes
|Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What...
2 people walk into a bar…
2 people walk into a bar. The third one ducked.