What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
No Pubic Hair?
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms.When she undressed, he noticed...
How Specs Live Forever
The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches....
A snail buys a fast new car
|There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for...
Elephant jokes 10
|Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle?Because of all the cheetahs!What do...
You know why there is a string on a tampon?
You know why there’s a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee...
man to do situps
|What’s the best way to force a man to do situps?Put the remote between...
Ten worst gifts to buy a woman
|1. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is...
Winning Nobel prize
|A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing...