Just one wish.
A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp....
Love, Santa
Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have...
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
Help Wanted
As you are probably aware, if voting results in Florida stand as they are...
Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...
Lick that
Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were....
Chimney Cricket!
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!
The Y-Zero-K Problem
The Y-Zero-K Problem Translated from a recently discovered Latin scroll dated 2BC Dear Cassius:...
Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...