How can you identify an blind pirate?
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bump the gatepost again
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He was light fingered!
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What is the best thing about a blow job?
What’s the best thing about a blow job? – The 15 minutes of silence!
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive…
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving...
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Two Alabama State Trooper Patrol cars were in hot pursuit of a Camaro heading...
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