If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine...
Top 10 things men know about women.
The top 10 things men know about women are:1.2.3.4.5.(I think you get it where...
Commanding the dumb
|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor...
The computer prayer
|Our Morning Prayer . . .Our Hard Drive Which art internal Volume C by...
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier…
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier went out to the...
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
Solve Indian puzzles
|An Indian chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant. The first gave...
Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...