Holy Spirit
There was a boy riding on his bike outside a church.The priest saw him...
Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...
Love stronger than death
The young widow was kneeling at her husband’s grave tending to the weeds, when...
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you...
Drugs have a generic name.
Generic Drug Names:Tylenol is Acetaminophen, Advil is Ibuprofen, Penicillin is Amoxycillin.So what’s the generic...
Wrong instructions.
A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter`s plane. She had just come back from...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...