How does a blond turn on the light after sex
? She opens the car door.
Mice cubes!
|What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?Mice cubes!
Tossed Off A Ship
A panhandler was caught trying to sneak aboard a Princess liner about to embark...
I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...
Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...
Christmas at the Post Office
Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
man and E.T
|What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home!
Saxophone jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It’s all in...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...