If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?Your very...
Cars that Start
Can You name 3 Cars that start with P?Nope, they all start with Gas!
When that fool Reagan said…
When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failedexperiment headed for...
Tarzania
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?”Look,...
if at first you dont succeed…
if at first you dont succeed…buy her another drink
Wheat Field Blonde
One day a Blonde and a Brunette were driving through the country..The Brunette noticed...
Ultra dumb people 01
The incredibly dumb ATT fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked...