Cat technical support problems
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Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...
Inlaw/Outlaw Difference
What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted! or You can...
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde?
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde? The computer is smarter, but...
Cause Hearing Loss In Men
What’s the easiest way for a wife to cause hearing loss in her husband?Say...
What is a blonde mating call?
What’s a blonde’s mating call? I think I’m drunk.
Pray for a bike
When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But...
Easy Specimens
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood,...
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Stand up nuts!
The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of...