Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
White Gown?
A woman getting married for the fourth time visited a tailor to get a...
Chilly
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran...
May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
Been Messin’ With The Waitress
The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, “Have you...
Dear John Reply
The soldier serving overseas and far from home was annoyed and upset when his...
College Dorm
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
A Fisherman’s Tale
Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and...