The three truths in life
There are three truths in life:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah….2....
Like Father, Like Husband?
|If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it...
What\’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman that won’t do what she’s told.
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!
The guide to wife translations
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Password selection rules
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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is...
Blonde avoiding trees
|A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
Lawyer hit by a car
A lawyer’s car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting...