The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
Horse or chicken?
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
Wife and your job?
What’s the difference between your wife and your job?After 5 years your job will...
Pondering old age
|How do I know that my youth is all spent?Well, my get up and...
His And Hers ATMs
His And Hers ATMsHIS: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card 3. Enter...
What’s the definition of bravery?
What’s the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
Woman saying something smart
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
Dog jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?A: A jet...
No rest on this island
A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island.The...