Squirrels
Two guys decide to go on a hunting trip. When there friend hears about...
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.
Eye-Popping Tongue Twister
A guy boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.He...
What is the definition of an overbite?
What is the definition of an overbite?When you go down on a girl and...
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?Michael Jackson
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe…
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who...
Another dress
Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: “I’ve got another...
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain’s log.
Perfectly normal
“I’m in love with my horse,” the nervous man told his psychiatrist. “Nothing to...
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach…
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got...