What do Chinese people…
What do Chinese people name their retarded children?Som Ting Wong
Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...
2 cute ones…
One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best was running so she...
How is sex like air?
How is sex like air?It’s no big thing unless you aren’t getting any.
Top ten least popular self help books
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Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Windows 98 hourly tweaks
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A real bastard
A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.His tears are...
A young girl is with her dad at the barbers…
A young girl is with her dad at the barbers eating somecandy, when it...
The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...