I am afraid of that tarmac
|A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard V
Looking Impatient and Annoyed. According to GeorgeCostanza, one should also always try to look...
50-50 relationship
What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty!...
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
I want to take money with me
|As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
Needs Ironing
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same...
The same thing
A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,”I had an affair...
The computer prayer
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First experience horse riding
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A Smart Man!
A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport.”These...