Bragging Cowboys
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with...
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine...
Iraqi tv-guide
Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY8:00 Wheel of...
Adopt an NBA player
|THE NBA PLAYER ADOPTION PROGRAM NEEDS YOU! With an NBA player’s strike against the...
Sewage, Oh no
When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a...
A secret pregnant lover
|At the rehearsal dinner for my boss’ daughter and son-in-law-to-be, a loud eight-months pregnant...
The Recruits
Ten Recruits had just arrived at the training camp and were lined up for...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Buying a New Farm
|A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up...