Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
In Communication With The Office
Four major executives from various countries are playing golf together. On the second tee...
Space shuttle mission to the Moon
There’s a Space Shuttle mission to the moon with 2 monkeys and a woman...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.
Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud....
Who is Drunk?????
The Five Stages Of DrunkenessStage 1 – CLEVERThis is when you suddenly become an...
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!