The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
sh-sh-sheets
Q. Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy there sh-sh-sheets? A. At the k-k-k...
A mother-daughter conversation
A mother and daughter are sitting down over afternoon tea. The mother wants to...
The problem with Santa!
1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of...
Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting…
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting….she says “I’m breaking up with you.” “Why??”...
The last words
A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did. When she asked little...
Sun Roofs
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room.
I’m sending out some cards
|A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !Sent by Bob