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You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is...
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Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.”Sixty is the...
Andy is God\’s son
A blonde dies and goes to the pearly gates of heaven to meet Saint...
Iraqi tv-guide
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A man went to the doctor for a check up…
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Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...