Two male flies are buzzing around…
Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real...
A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...
It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
That’s not fair!
Sven and Ole worked together and were both laid off, so off they went...
Macintosh Computers
MACINTOSH stands for…Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
Legion Camel #2
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years…
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara desert...
The Foo Bird.
A man went to Africa to do some game hunting. While there, he hireda...
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a...