Copying Paper
A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn’t the sharpest...
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
Telepath wanted
Help Wanted: Telepath.You know where to apply.
Church Sunday
Two Men were leaving church on a bright Sunday morning. “You know,” said the...
Really Good Deed
This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted,...
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
Two plus two is five
|”First and above all he was a logician. At least thirty-five years of the...
A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...