Nursery Rhyme
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me.
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?They both cause you to stand around...
Cool Bumper Stickers!
Cool Bumper Stickers-A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. -Horn broken,...
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night…
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night he doesn’t know whatto do....
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?? An ex-wife and...
Why is the section of body between a womans…
Q. Why is the section of body between a womans breasts and her croutch...
Brown Eye
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
Soakin’ Wet!
One day a boy came walking home from school. On the way home he...
Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...
What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...