Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?If she can chew tobacco...
Meals on Wheels
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to...
Stupid Insults 29/31
The two put together have an IQ over 150. The wheel’s spinning but the...
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday…
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She’s...
Camping with Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal,...
Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
Women’s/Men’s English
Women’s English:Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = NoI’m sorry = You’ll be...
Yo mama is so greasy
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy...
Don’t try this at home!
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...