An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...
Tasty Lawyer?
The scene is a dark jungle. Two tigers are stalking through the undergrowth in...
The horny midget found that the best way…
The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was...
Dead Blonde In A Closet
Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A: The 1984 Hide...
The transfer
The boss of a large company says to his protege : ” I’m transferring...
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
Your’re a redneck if…
You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass...
Grandpa’s Safe Sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old...
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?Michael Jackson
Stupid master
A gorilla was walking thru’ a jungle when he came across a deer eating...