Real opcodes
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Ordering fast food
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
Three breasted hooker
There’s this man who’s taking a walk around the red light districtuntil he passes...
Proud To Be A Senior Citizen…
Life of a Senior Citizen…I’m the life of the party…even when it lasts till...
The Frustrated Bee
Why was the bee flying around with his legs crossed? He couldn’t find a...
Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman…
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has...
English to Chinese Translation!
ENGLISH PHRASE———————-CHINESE TRANSLATIONAre you harboring a fugitive?——–Hu Yu Hai Ding?See me A.S.A.P.———————-Kum Hia NaoStupid...
Where to send him?
A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating...