Accountants and Engineers on a Train
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and…
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervouslyknocked on his blind...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Short Snow Jokes
|What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?She gave him the cold...
To Have Him Back
“Oh, Laura!” cried her neighbor, “I’m so very sorry to hear about the loss...
U of Berkeley Products
There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is...
Questions and Answers!
Q: What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A...
You know why there is a string on a tampon?
You know why there’s a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee...
Jock vs. Nerd
Is It Better To Be a Jock or a Nerd?$ Michael Jordan having “retired,”...