Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim…
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim....
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
Gov\\\\\\\’t
Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!
A hunchback is running along a street being chased by…
A hunchback is running along a street being chased by a pack of children.He...
Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...
A word play
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
Match
You know you’re a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and...
A gruesome discovery
A girl was intrigued at the kilt that a Scottsman was wearing, wondering what...
Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...