Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven…
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter makes the inspection. The...
Driver Has No Money
Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has...
A Childs View Of A Retirement
After Christmas break, the teacher asked her small pupils how they spent their holidays.One...
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated…
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated. he sent one of...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
Little Johnny is coming home from the store…
Little Johnny’s is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in...
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...
Problems driving
|Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over...
Polak Catches Wife In Affair
This Polak came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off...